09.10.2009
Rodney Reveals Some of His Favorite Things in the Dallas Observer
Country Hunks and the Women Who Love Them
Country-rock Hunk No. 1, Rodney Atkins,
wants y'all ladies to know about a few of his favorite things: bird
dogs, honky-tonks, blackjack, pickup trucks, spark plugs, beer pong,
throwin' darts and extra innings. Hunk No. 2, Eric Church, digs
smallmouth bass, Faulkner, NASCAR,
Red Man (the tobacky, not the rapper), mustard on fries, sleeping in on
Saturdays, not acting his age (32) and—hell yes—his truck. Finally,
Hunk No. 3, Texas' own Pat Green,
goes for pawn-shop guitars, crackers in his chili, trustworthy
mechanics, inner-city teachers, laid-off Detroit factory workers,
boxers past their prime and giving ex-cons a second chance.
Green's thoughtful list, as presented on the title track to his earlier-this-year-released What I'm For,
reads like a cross between Alabama's "40 Hour Week" and Roxy Music's
"Manifesto," and his motto—that if you know what he's for, you don't
need to ask what he's against—may well be a sign of the times as
Nashville awkwardly adapts to a more liberal era. But his fellow hunks
also know who butters their bread: On Atkins' "Best Things" (off It's America) and Church's "Love Your Love the Most" (off Carolina),
the singers concede that, as cool as all this stuff might be, it still
can't compare to a good woman. All three songs appear on country albums
released this year, right alongside efforts by fellow hunks Keith Urban (Defying Gravity), Jason Aldean (Wide Open) and Dierks Bentley (Feel That Fire)—none
of which are used to explicitly tally what those guys like, though none
of them seem to mind small towns much. Or arena-rock riffs. Or, once
again, women who can turn them into better men.
That's particularly true for Urban, who's been doing the "laid-back,
unshaven, Down Under himbo who just stepped off his surfboard with his
greasy hair" thing for a decade now. Unsurprisingly, Defying Gravity
is wall-to-wall lovey-dovey fare, primarily about kissing. I keep
hoping he'll make a hot-shit guitar record someday—maybe even a live
album—but he just keeps getting ladies' choicier. Nonetheless, he
reliably still sounds more like John Waite (production-wise), Don Henley (vocal-wise) and Lindsey Buckingham (guitar-wise) than like George Strait or Randy Travis.
And he's still most fun when he makes lazy haziness his point
(surrounded by audible waves and Ferris wheels in "'Til Summer Comes
Around") or powers his jangle-pop like Bryan Adams crushing on Tom Petty
("Standing Right in Front of You"). He's least fun when he ends his
album apologizing through a dark night of the soul, seemingly praising
wifey Nicole Kidman for saving him from all that coke—even calling himself "born again," despite being Catholic.
Pat Green ends What I'm For uncharacteristically gloomy and
sober too—"In the Middle of the Night" of a cold, lonely, overwrought
Boston winter, contemplating "shooting my soul right through the
ceiling." The longtime DIY guy has been gravitating toward heartland
rock since he sold his San Antonio soul to Music City earlier this
decade; the only time the word "country" shows up on his current
publicity one-sheet is in the title to his paradoxically Mellencamp-ish
single "Country Star." His previous hit, "Let Me," swiped its guitar
hook straight from Seals & Crofts' "Summer Breeze." (See also:
Urban's "Only You Can Love Me This Way" equals America's "Ventura
Highway" equals Bentley's "Better Believer" equals Ringo Starr's
"Photograph.") More Green lights: a gorgeously fugue-y ode to hard-luck
siblings, a hangover number that chimes like "(What's So Funny 'Bout)
Peace, Love and Understanding," and some perfectly humid swamp-soul
about how we are all prostitutes.
Like Green's "Lucky," Rodney Atkins' "Got It Good" spells out how
rich people have it great, but regular folks oughta be thankful for
their blessings too. Corny, but so what? Rodney's band rips the Stones
like Mellencamp's in 1982. Next comes "Friends With Tractors," a
fast-rolling pro-farmer boogie climaxing with a hoedowned shout-out to Larry the Cable Guy.
Atkins was born with a baritone sturdy enough to put over his
prole-romanticizing platitudes, and he's developing a wit to match—when
this good ol' boy gives up smokin' and drinkin' and women, it's the
worst 15 minutes of his life; when he wakes up at 4 a.m. at album's
end, it's not to confess sins but to go fishing. His 2006 breakthrough If You're Going Through Hell
had four country chart-toppers on it, most notably "Cleaning This Gun
(Come on in, Boy)," the funniest song ever written about being the dad
of a daughter who just started dating; his new set's exuberant
pinnacle, "Chasing Girls," winds up in similar (if less threatening)
paternal territory after opening with a reminiscence of flirty tweens
pursuing each other around bungalowed cul-de-sacs with squirt guns and
water balloons. It's also the best song to mention EPTs since Eric
Church's "Two Pink Lines" two years ago.
The riff in Jason Aldean's latest smash, "She's Country," as far as I can tell, comes from AC/DC.
He's easily got the hackiest cowboy hat here, but what sets him apart
are frequent hooks that don't just feel hard—they feel heavy. The first
time I heard his 2005 debut hit "Hicktown," I thought of Black Sabbath; his follow-up "Johnny Cash," amusingly enough, largely recalled mid-career Bad Company. The Georgia metalbilly's new Wide Open
features nary a single self-penned lyric, but the title opener about an
underemployed gal "slingin' eggs and bacon with a college education"
holds its own regardless.
Right now, though, the most interesting thing
about Aldean is that Eric Church has it out for him. "Ya sing about
Johnny Cash/The Man in Black woulda whipped your ass," Church scolds,
in a song castigating "one-hit wonders," plus your usual feisty clichés
about how Waylon wouldn't've done it that way. That's "Lotta Boot Left
to Fill," one of several slide-strewn chip-on-shoulder shit-kickers on Carolina's
first half; halfway through the album, in "Smoke a Little Smoke," the
singer pulls out his stash, the guitars do a hefty trailer-park vamp,
and you wonder why this usually apolitical rebel thinks we need "a
little more right and a little less left." The album opens loud, with
Church imbibing and overtiming himself to death; he hangs onto 16 as
long as he can in "Young & Wild," and for "Where She Told Me to
Go," hell is a bachelor's apartment with faulty plumbing and lousy TV
reception. On the record's subpar second half, he mushes out—a dame
inevitably saves his hard head from hitting rock-bottom, but not from
falling short of his '06 debut. There's still a jaunty "Twist and
Shout" swipe, though. And a lush and elongated guitar solo at the end.
Dierks Bentley's "Little Heartwrecker" is more or less the same song
as Church's "Hell on the Heart": She's a hottie, so prepare to get
burned. And ramblin' Arizonan Lollapaloozer Dierks—by consensus, the
hunkiest of these hunks, give or take Aussie Urban, and the only other
one not born in Dixie—is going through motions of his own on Feel the Fire.
As with Urban, slacker nonchalance is part of what makes him sexy. But
four albums in, his rockgrass roadster is stuck in the muck. There's
one great track ("I Can't Forget Her," made spacious with spooky
spaghetti-western guitars and Del Rio
desert sand blowing around), a couple good ones at the beginning (some
fugitive funk with motorcycle sounds and "space bass," some blatant
pro-Velvet Rope line-dance fodder), and lots of indistinctive
competence.
Which might be enough: If you need a little help, Dierks
is here to tell you that, babe, there ain't a button he can't reach.
Maybe even the ones in your sewing kit on that really high shelf. But
can he bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan?
Can any of these guys? Does it matter?
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